Pete Doherty's Resume

By Sarah N. on October 26, 2007 in mp3blog

I went to the Carleton Career Center today for advice. I'm thinking about applying for an opening position at Gold'n Plump Chicken (corporate headquarters). They gave me this as an example of a successful CV:

1. Ducked drug charges due to a "legal technicality" after being arrested for cocaine.
2. Made eight sex tapes with Kate Moss. Six are successfully destroyed by Moss. Two go missing.
3. Engaged for a short period of time to Kate Moss.
4. At one time, sold body for drug money.
5. Fed marijuana to penguins at Cotswold Wildlife Park in Oxfordshire.
6. Impregnated Kate Moss.

Oh yeah, and The Libertines. Oh yeah, and Babyshambles.

From the new album, Shotters Nation:

Babyshambles - Unstookie Titled

Babyshambles - Deft Left Hand

Babyshambles - You Talk

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